Ok so I want to be on the show Biggest Loser really bad...but you have to be able to commit to them for 4 months. Um - hello don’t these contestants have jobs? I can get some time off of work, but FOUR MONTHS? I need to work wherever they work.

Here is what I would do if I lost like 60 pounds and looked damn fine.

1 - wear a bikini
2- wear said bikini to a pool party that had boys in attendance
3 - wear the bikini in question to a Las Vegas hotel pool (everyone knows the pool is “the” scene in Vegas)
4 - wear a bikini while taking Lola for a walk
5 - wear a sports bra and shorts while jogging
6 - wear a sports bra and shorts at the supermarket (preferably when the fireman are doing their grocery shopping)
7 - faint in the sports bra and shorts while in the same aisle as the firemen (only if they are single and cute)
8 - wear a short-ish, age inappropriate, denim skirt and a hot black “tube” top on date with fireman from supermarket (yes, I said tube top so what!)
9 - dance with younger boys while fireman uses restroom...while in my short skirt and tube top
10 - wear an ASU t-shirt that was cut into a dress to the ASU game tailgate (like the 19 year old hoochies do)
11 - prance around said tailgate in my ASU t-shirt that was cut into a dress
12 - ...you get the point…